施大爺V艹
2011-11-23 01:40:22
這段台詞配合當時的情況真是神來之筆啊!!
In fact,before making any decision in your life,no matter how small,call your wife first.
其實,在你做任何決定之前不論是多小的決定都應該先問問你老婆
Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule,lost in the desert,helpless,dumb and in constant need of direction.Never take the initiative,never strike out on your own,and never deviate from the plan.Why?Beacuse you are a brain-damaged mule and you are lost in the damn desert!
就當你自己是只腦殘的笨驢在沙漠裡迷路了,又迷茫又無助,急需有人指引永遠別只憑直覺,永遠別只考慮自己的想法永遠別偏離正常的軌道。為什麼?因為你就是一隻腦殘的笨驢而且你在沙漠裡迷路了!