Ugly truth

這絕不僅僅是部愛情喜劇，評五星的考慮如下：

一丶情節＝有人覺得像美國人的問候一樣虛假，有人則覺得像自己伴侶的高潮一般真實；
二丶表演＝有瑕疵但足夠流暢，語言運用精彩絕倫；
三丶音樂＝與劇情配合得很好，讓人感覺不到存在，十分；
四丶攝影＝足夠舒服

五丶以上都不足以超過三星，重要的總是超越電影本身的第五項元素：

１丶 Mike在片中提出的四大原則，不僅要做為剩女釣凱子的經典來反覆觀摩體會，也值得所有已婚婦女揣測學習；
Take marriage, for instance.It's about social pressure, status and sex.
這些年，見過太多合久了的分，見過太多背叛丶淫媒丶外遇丶墮胎……見過太多傻乎乎的女人，還有她們人模狗樣，演技卓絕的男人們。「當我沉默著的時候，我覺得充實；我將開口，同時感到空虛」。如片中所闡釋，人性相對於靈長類的其他親戚並無多少長進。其他我還能說什麽嗎？Man are simple, we cannot be trained.
只能藉此評論，勸各位女兄弟，好自為之。

２丶 往深里說，Ugly truth並非一個庸俗的笑話，它不僅存在男女情感生活，而是貫穿社會人生的種種。

生活，就像大都市的夜景，往往是那些虛幻的點點燈火讓人注目，而多數的真實卻在黑暗中隱沒不見。

十三年前，我曾對思索已久的問題做過一個演講：關於「什麽是成熟」。多年過去，今天的我仍然無法說清什麽是成熟。雖然我知道，成熟是讓一個男人真正具有魅力的品質。

經歷過很多事，再看這樣的電影，我才開始明白，成熟是一種不可言說的東西，是你看穿了夜幕籠罩背後或美好或是醜惡的真實，包括看穿了真實的自己，卻仍能平靜丶樂觀面對的那種態度。

３丶 瑞典營銷大師奧爾森只向我力薦過兩部經典電影，上一部是
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以下給女孩和女人看的
Rule #1: Never criticize
- Even if it's constructive?
- Never.
Men are incapable of growth, change or progress.
For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.

Rule #2: Laugh at whatever he says.
- What if what he says isn't funny?
- That's irrelevant.
- A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.
- A fake orgasm is good?
-No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.
- A fake orgasm is no orgasm.
- Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
-LOL
-Now, that was perfect.
- Real or fake?
- You'll never know.

Rule #3 Men are very visual.
- We have to change your look.
- What's wrong with my look?
-Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible.
  You're all about comfort and efficiency.
 -What's wrong with comfort?
-Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
We need cocktail dresses......tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts......sit up and say hello.
- They're not saying hello now?
- What are they saying?
- They're giving more of a passing nod......rather than an outright greeting.
  Boobies in this thing say, "Put me in your mouth, I taste good."
Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh, but not so short to see vag.
- Vag says you're trying too hard.
Jeans are all about the curvature of the ass.
You've... Well, you've got the raw materials.
Now all you need is the proper presentation.

Rule #4: Never talk about your problems because men don't really listen or care.
- Some men care.
- No, some men pretend to care.
When we ask you how you're doing, it's guy code for:"Let me stick my dick in your ass."
If he's even remotely into you he's probably thought about your orifices at least 10 times.
-I love how you assume all men are as perverse as you are.
Oh, I don't assume. I know.
We have to make your hair longer.
Men like something to grab onto other than your ass.
Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the litter box.
Neither of those things inspires an erection.
-I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean...
-And I don't want you to be a bimbo.
You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner.
The librarian and the stripper.
On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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以下是給男人看的
So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude.
There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type
of woman you're dealing with.
Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends her lady garden awaits.
And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias.

-What advice would you give to the people out there that are looking for love?
- My advice would be:
Don't do it.I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy.
Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
-Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
-Who?
-The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy.
-Well, like I said, better a floozy than a doozy.
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還有些truth,自己看片吧。