三個男人一場戲

我是最愛西部片的。固定的情節，簡單的場景，冷酷的人物這些好像過時的元素放在西部這個環境中，全都那麼與眾不同，引人入勝。

嚮往西部，是因為它的自由，它的浪漫！在西部，沒有坐在辦公室打字的白領，有的只是在空無一人的小鎮街上蓄勢待發的牛仔；沒有忙於飯桌上的應酬，只有在髒兮兮的小酒館裡花完身上最後一分錢的酒鬼；沒有天天為女朋友而費盡心思的衰哥，對牛仔們來說從來不缺女人……就是這些太多太多我們現在人不能得到的東西，使我們更加嚮往西部！

男人，西部片永遠的主角，具有多面的性格。在此片中一共有三位主角，the good, the bad and the ugly。他們三人的性格差異極大，如好人機敏誠信，壞人冷酷陰險，最有意思的是小人，狡猾勢利，當然他是三個人中最有血有肉的一個，也最能引人發笑！在找尋一大筆財富的過程中，三個人的性格特點漸漸地顯露出來，影獎將三個人的命運彙集在傷心坡公墓一個無名墓碑前，以一個經典的三人決鬥方式決定了最後的結果：壞人不得好死，不但身中由另外兩人幾乎同時射出的子彈，還戲劇性的倒入了一個事先挖好的墳墓；小人也得到了懲罰，雖然得到了自己的那份錢，但是被好人戲弄的滋味肯定不好受；好人只拿了自己應得的一份，並且賣給小人一個大大的人情（雖然小人不一定領），可以說是大獲全勝。

片子還是很主旋律的，揚善抑惡，在觀眾在歡笑中認識「善有善報，惡有惡報」。另外美國內戰時期的背景也使影片增色不少，如炮火中的小鎮，炸橋等段，增加了西部片場景的多元化，使得這部the good, the bad and the ugly在西部片的歷史佔有重要的地位。

Memorable Quotes

Man With No Name: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
[Chuckles, bites cigar]
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Tuco: [trying to read a note] "See you soon, id... 」 "id... 」 "ids... 」
Man With No Name: [taking the note] "Idiots". It's for you.
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Tuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Man With No Name: [Spits] God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
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[surveying some Civil War carnage]
Man With No Name: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
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Man With No Name: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
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Baker: Here, this is for you. You did a good job for me.
[hands over a purse]
Angel Eyes: Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you.
[they both laugh]
Angel Eyes: But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.
Baker: Noo! Angel Eyes!
[he is shot through a pillow]
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Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
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[as they set out across the desert]
Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.
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Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
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Man With No Name: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
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Tuco: I would like to piss, it's rough. I've been shaking up in this train nearly ten hours now.
Cpl. Wallace: You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse.
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Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
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[a dying man has information Tuco wants]
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
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Tuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
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Angel Eyes: [as Wallace is beating Tuco] How's your digestion now?
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史蒂夫ns: What does he pay you for murdering me?
Angel Eyes: Five hundred dollars... to get the name.
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[last lines]
Tuco: [shouting] Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
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Man With No Name: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.
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Tuco: I'll kill you.
Man With No Name: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.
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Tuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.
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Man With No Name: The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
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[to Tuco]
Man With No Name: Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.
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[Tuco is protesting his innocence]
Tuco: I'm an honest farmer!
Sheriff: [shows Tuco the wanted poster] Cut it out. Cut it out! So you're an honest farmer, recognize this man?
Tuco: Huh?
Sheriff: Yeah, it's you!
Tuco: Hey, who said so, huh? You can't even read!
[the Sheriff rolls up the poster]
Tuco: Roll it up, roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!
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[Tuco has captured Blondie and is planning to hang him]
Tuco: Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
[Sound of distant rumbling]
Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Man With No Name: That might be cannon fire.
Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.
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Man With No Name: Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
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Man With No Name: Every gun makes its own tune.
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Tuco: [trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown"] Un-k... un-k... there's no name on it.
Man With No Name: [showing him a stone] There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me. It was the grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.
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Tuco: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.
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Tuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.
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傑克森: The name on the grave is... water
Tuco: In the cemetary, okay, in the grave okay! But it must have a name or a number on it! Talk, damn you!
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Maria: Is that you Bill? Bill!
Angel Eyes: Go on talking about Bill Carson.
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[first lines]
史蒂夫ns: You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that!
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Man With No Name: [appearing beside Tuco] Were you gonna die alone?
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Man With No Name: [has no choice but to let him die] Sorry, Shorty.
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Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again.
[pause]
Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Man With No Name: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Tuco: Five?
Man With No Name: Yeah, five of 'em.
Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco.
[pause]
Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
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Tuco: There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
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[talking to a chicken he has just caught]
Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
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Tuco: Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!
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Alcoholic Union Captain: You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.
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Tuco: [in the cave of his friends Pedro,Chico and Ramon] If you work for a living,why do you kill yourself working?
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Bounty Hunter #2: [three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco] No! No pistol, amigo! It won't do you any good. There are three of us!
Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Man With No Name: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'd collect it.
[Lights a cigar]
Man With No Name: Couple of steps back.
[the bounty hunters draw their guns but the Man With No Name guns down all three]
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Man With No Name: If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.
Angel Eyes: [Frowning] Why?
Man With No Name: I'll tell you why
[kicks the coffin lid open]
Man With No Name: . Cause there's nothin' in here!
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Capt. Harper: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.